Thursday, 20 February 2014

1/72 Panther G

After a hiatus of over a year, I've completed a new tiny tank.


It's a Panther tank, by Dragon. This is the late (no pun intended) model, the G version, with steel wheels. Most Panthers had rubber on the outside of their road wheels, but like the Russians earlier in the war, rubber shortages made all steel wheels more economical.


 My 'pea-dot' camo turned out pretty well, I think. I used a paintbrush to apply the dots. The only real challenge was with my airbrush; it broke while painting the stripes, and I had to wait a month for replacement parts to arrive. The red-brown shade was something I mixed myself, using acrylics from Wal-mart. The other new technique I tried was with the tracks, which I got out of Alex Clark's book "Small Scale Armor Modelling."


I painted the treads black, and then painted a brown overtop with a brush. I then blasted the tracks with thinner (in this case Iso alcohol) with my airbrush. I then painted on dark steel where the tread would be grinding dirt. Other steel colors (like the spare treads) I toned down with a black wash.



Other than some mud on the back, I kept dirt to a minium. Once the decals were on, I toned down the color slightly and made everything match via a filter. 1/10 thinned Tamiya 'buff' was sprayed over everything.

The Panther was a highly influential design; the concept of 'one tank does everything and has a big gun' was copied by everyone, evolving into the Main Battle Tanks nations field today. Two tanks designed in World War 2 to counter the Panther would have long careers after the Reich was crushed: the British Centurion and the T-54/55 series would face each other for two decades during the cold war. Originally, the Panther was to replace the series of medium tanks Nazi Germany was fielding: the Panzers III-IV, and the Panzer 35t and 38t, while proving Teutonic superiority over the T-34. In firepower and forward armor protection at least, it succeeded in that, and in open country was capable of smashing the opposition with its long caliber 75mm cannon at distances too great for the other side to respond. Fortunately it is difficult to keep arranging battles in fields when the enemy has literally every other advantage. Post-Normandy invasion, tanks like this could only really move on roads at night due to constant risk of air attack.

Thursday, 6 February 2014

Something I built: Revell's 1/72 T-72 M1

 Early last year, I finished a tiny tank: a East German T-72. 



Brief kit review - Revell Germany made this T-72, and they did their usual excellent job. Lots of detail and good engineering at a good price. The difficulty is up a bit compared to most 1/72 tank kits, though, so you should perhaps get a few other kits under your belt before attempting it. Most of this difficulty is because this kit has a lot of stuff mounted on the turret with only the most basic marks for mounting points. That, and the surprisingly intricate IR spotlight mounted next to the turret mean you will need some familiarity with the superglue. As usual with tiny tanks, I tried out a few weathering techniques. I think the green might be a bit too bright, but I wanted a 'sun-baked' fading and not all experiments work out and LEAVE ME ALONE I KNOW ITS NOT RIGHT (weeps)
(ahem)
I weathered the saddle tanks using the good 'ol hairspray technique, which I had never used before. The rest was light mud with masking solution done in patches to make it more uneven. Kinda regret not just leaving the thin coat of mud over everything, as the green-brown mix looks really good. Oh well. In scale modeling you learn by doing. Speaking of which, I managed to break the machine gun in two somehow; I patched it by cutting off the rest of the gun barrel and fabricating a new one with a bit of steel wire.
I like the T-72, not only because its one of the few models I've thus built with lots of relevence to the modern world, but also because it is a tank as envisioned by Wal-Mart. The USSR and Big Blue, with their vast economies of scale and obsession with efficiency, sometimes thought alike. Allow me to explain...
The USSR started to produce these tanks in the early '70s, and like the Hind gunship and the AK series assault rifle, the T-72 has gone on to be a staple in conflicts around the world. The world's most produced modern tank, (25,000 and counting) this bit of Soviet heavy metal is still produced in four different countries, and modified in many more; wikipedia has an article just dedicated to variants of the T-72. While the story of this tank is a little complected, the root of its success as a angry communist war-hog is not. 
In the mid-sixties, the Soviets made a revolutionary new tank called the T-64. At the time the world's best tank, it had a slew of new technologies that would eventually become universal, including the first use of composite armor, and a smooth-bore gun. It replaced heavy tanks on the battlefield, and was given to elite Red Guards divisions. But it was too expensive to be produced in the numbers the Soviets wanted. This was a serious drawback: communist war plans against NATO called for overwhelming numbers of tanks. There was also the problem that the T-64 couldn't given to allies, or sold to other nations, as the western powers were sure to get ahold of one. So, the USSR ordered it's engineers to design a new tank: it was to have the same gun and rough capabilities as the T-64, but be 'decontented' - essentially, built to a price. It was also had to be easy to mass produce, and easy to maintain -  the new tank was to replace the obsolete T-54/55 series. If the T-64 was the latest Mac device, this new tank was to be the stripped down version, sold at Wal-Mart at a third of the price. 

This design, of course, was the T-72. In keeping with Soviet tank philosophy, it was designed to be relatively small and light, both to make it easily transportable on standard flatcars and flatbeds, and to keep mobility in rough conditions. They accomplished this primarily by removing the fourth crew position, the loader, and replacing them with a auto-loading system. This made for significant weight savings, as the removal of a crew member meant that the crew compartment could be smaller, and thus took less armor to protect. This allowing the T-72 to weigh in at 41 tons, a lightweight among modern tanks. Then, the cheapening began: nearly every sub-system that was expensive and worked well in the T-64 was simplified in the T-72. The engine was replaced with a supercharged diesel that had powered Soviet tanks in World War 2. The suspension and the sensors were simplified. Even the controls for driving were changed, removing the power assist for the driver. Composite armor was used, but only in the critical front glacis and turret. 

This new robust design came together rather quickly, and in the early 70s, it entered series production. The T-72's appearance scared the crap out of NATO, as it was equal to the tanks it was fielding at the time, and being cranked out in massive numbers. In fact, the Soviets expanded production into the Warsaw pact, licensing the design to Poland and Romania. Making a few more simplifications, the tanks produced outside the USSR or earmarked for allied Warsaw Pact armies, were known as T-72 M1s. The major change, aside from the manufacturing location, was the inclusion of  thicker turret armor. This is the model I've built: a East German T-72 M1, somewhat worse for wear. When the USSR and the Warsaw pact had enough T-72s, they began selling them on the international arms market. The cheap tank became even cheaper, since now the tank factories were competing against each other (!) and thus there was a market incentive for greater quality and production efficiency (!!) Ironically arranged for capitalist success, the T-72 is to this day sold all over the world. The Syrian civil war and the Libyan uprising both featured the T-72. When during the Russian Revolution communist hardliners sent tanks to shell the Russian parliament, those tanks were T-72s. NATO, thanks to its many ex-Warsaw Pact members, fields a great number of T-72s. 

Crew comfort was far down the list when the T-72 was being designed, and being a crewman inside one is miserable, even by tank standards. Because of severe space limitations caused by the auto-loader, none of the crew has space to stand up when the hatches are shut; claustrophobics need not apply. A narrow tunnel only traversable on hands and knees connects the commander and the gunner in the turret with the driver up front. His controls, as mentioned, have no power assist, and when his hatch is closed he steers with a periscope, giving him a letter-slot view of the battlefield. The tank can fire while on the move, but only fire accurately with slow speeds over flat terrain. The tank also started with a early night vision system. Because 70's era night vision systems were lousy in both east and west, my T-72 has several infra-red spotlights to assist in seeing things. The big one is co-axally mounted with the main gun, and several other smaller lamps are sticking out of the turret. 

As the economy design, you won't be surprised that the T-72 has another flaw. Because the shell propellant and all the shells are all in the auto-loader's 'cassettes' beneath the turret, anything penetrating the cassettes has a very good chance of igniting the propellant, or setting off all the tank's ammunition at once. Both of these are spectacularly fatal to the T-72's crew, with the latter exploding with such force that often the entire many-ton turret is ripped off from hull entirely, landing many meters from the ex-tank. This happened many times during the gulf war – America had spent a lot of time and money researching better ways to kill tanks. That they were successful in this the Soviets found out in the early 80s, during the Isreali invasion of Lebanon An Isreali M60 was abandoned and captured by the Syrians, and then spirited  to the USSR. It was equipped with a new gun which could blow a hole through the T-72 at any angle. Stunned, the Soviets began equipping all their T-72s with bricks of ERA – explosive reactive armor. Of course, Iraqi T-72s didn't get this important upgrade – which lead to one of the most one-sided defeats in modern military history. (There's more to it than that, but western tanks could knock out Iraqi T-72s before those T-72s could even see the western tanks on their '70s era sensors. And that's surely a drag on morale.) 


Saddle tanks are not a dumb idea in combat; tanks by the modern era are hardened to withstand things an order of magnetude more nasty that exploding, burning fuel, so the risk is minimal compared to the increase in range.


Little round cylinders are grenade launchers, firing frag or smoke grenades, to give cover. Giant IR spotlight is the 8 track option of tanks: if it has one, you know its from the 70s.

Everything you need to know about Main Battle Tanks (MBTs.) Combine the ease of manufacture and mobility of medium tanks, combined with the armor and firepower of Heavy Tanks, and boom! MBTs.

The T-72 is basically a sled with tracks taking up the sides. The skirts on the top parts of the  tracks are rubber. 

Getting ahead of myself slightly, but this IS-3 gives you an idea of the scale of a 1/72 tank.




Sunday, 26 January 2014

Life Magazine and My Odd Image Collection

When I discovered Google Books had made available the entire run of Life Magazine online, as you might imagine, I was thrilled. When I was an undergrad, I had found the paper edition in the basement of the University Library, and loved to flip through them. I'm attracted to it for lots of reasons: reading about historical events as they were happening offers an interesting perspective. Also, like a lot of history, especially wartime history, it places a humbling perspective on your own problems. I mean sure, things may be bad, but can you imagine opening up a magazine to discover enemy submarines were sinking all the merchant ships they can find off of New Jersey?

The fact that Life editors are sometimes blind to unintentional comedy is a nice bonus.
Now that I'm sitting here actually thinking about it, Life in some ways is like the internet, except edited and photographed by brilliant people. And of course, of its era. Very much of its era.
I mean, seriously, look at that gross '40s woman.

Dad looks so smug.
I've been casually reading issues for the past several years, and have been cutting out and saving images like a grandmother with a pair of scissors. So I'm going to break out my digital shoeboxes and be sharing some of these, especially (like now) when I'm working hard on a new infodump post which is absorbing most of my writing-time. I'll try to keep it to some sort of structure. So! Look forward to more:
War Pictures!
Things UTTERLY CONTRARY to the 2014 Western World!

Faces of  madness! Where the artist was instructed to convey expression of  joy and enthusiasm!
And went a might bit too far, and entered into 'consumer delirium' territory.  
Old Ads that are amazing!
...and other shocking revelations.

Saturday, 11 January 2014

Stuff I build: Round2's 1/25 AMC Gremlin X


Sometimes, what model kit I get is based on nerdy historical interest, or something that I've been just interested in for a long time. Sometimes, it's because I thought the kit looked extremely cool. This Gremlin is firmly in the latter category.


Round2 is a manufacturer that owns many old model brands, like AMT and MPC, which you might remember if you built model cars in the '70s or '80s. They've been updating and reissuing kits from these old makers, often with extras. When I saw they reissued a Gremlin kit, I could not resist buying it. Not only is it a kit of an economy car, but it was an economy car with an optional V8, and could be authentically painted in the most garish color combos the 70s could offer.

Which let me assure you becomes twice as amazing when you consider accent stripes.
The kit itself was very well done - while not up to the superior engineering of Japanese makers like Tamiya or Hasegwasa, it was very well done by any other standard. The "chrome" bits actually looked reasonably like metal, a first for any American kit maker I've tried, and while there was a little flash, it's nothing that the judicious use of a hobby knife couldn't handle. The vinyl tires were excellent. And Round2 really went all out with the extras. The kit can be built as anything from a stock '76 Gremlin X V8, to a full bore drag racer, or something in between. They even included two sets of windows - normal and tinted. As a lovely bonus, they include a cardboard poster of the cover art - which is actually good enough to be framed. (Your fiancee may disagree.)

The AMC V8 and transmission. One thing I've always liked about American kits is that they actually do the drive train and most of the suspension.


The completed engine. A neighbor's junked computer contributed electronic waste to spruce up the engine bay, and a few wires for hoses. Additions include a brake master cylinder, an A/C compressor, and a fuse box.
There are only two flaws with the kit. The first is that there are no side mirrors or rear view mirrors. (If this actually bothers you lots, you are probably able to fix it as well, by doing a little resin casting from another kit you have.) The second is pictured above. When you put the front on the Chassis, the hood doesn't fit. After thinking about this, I fixed it by sawing the front piece in two, and then sanding the cut to a proper fit. This works well, though you also have to sand the radiator interior to make the chrome front piece fit, and saw in half/fit the bumper as well.
The chassis after airbrush painting. Easily also done with a spray can if you are not well-equipped like me.

The lower bits done. The Exhaust headers are rusty, though that's about it for weathering aside from some hairspray paint chipping on the engine block.. Thanks to my patented 'cut twice- measure once' method the exhaust plumbing had to be bodged together using putty and sanding. One argument for making malaise-era cars: if you make a mistake, and then fix it half-assedly, then it just looks more authentic.
The done engine, with spark plug wires going from the distributor to the spark plugs. Because I grew up in the EFI era for cars, I made a guess as to what it'd look like. Consulting real pictures of the engine, I think the wires were tied down. The Blue is very close to AMC engine blue. Things you learn: domestic makers at one time used to have custom colors for their engine blocks, not only for makers, but also for brands. (Oldsmobile Engine Blue is an actual thing, for example.)

I used my Tamiya pin vise drill to make holes in the steering wheel.

The interior done. The interior was (of course) denim jeans. The brass buttons were an real design detail.
In my imagination, it's a standard. Like the rest of the interior, all this was hand-painted.

The body shell without detail. This was the most difficult part, as I had to repaint sections several times when the future I was using for gloss/toughness dried too thickly. I've only built a few cars, so I'm still learning how to get it right.
And the results! A Gremlin X V8, the sort of thing I'd want going to university in 1978.
It's difficult to make out in this photo, but the trunk lid is the Gremlin logo. Body badges confirm it is actually a V8, as opposed to just the X package. (If you are confused, I'll explain below.)
The color was a Vallejo 'deep sky blue.' I'm a fan of colors (as opposed to shades) on cars. The interior is a light sky blue. Both of these colors were near enough actual color options on the real Gremlin.

Front end hides scars well.
Paint stripes should make a comeback.
The hood sits with the help of tiny balls of sticky tac, but the rest of that (giant) engine bay turned out pretty well, I think.
I've never even seen a Gremlin in the wild, let alone driven one. But according to The Truth About Cars and Curbside Classics they were, uh, not great even by 70s standards. The why of this turns on what was happening to the AMC corporation in the early 70s...

Unless you are a car person, you've probably don't remember AMC. It was America's fourth largest automaker from the 1950s to the 1980s. Based mainly out of Wisconsin, the American Motors Corporation had a niche market in making well engineered, solid economy cars in the 50s and 60s. (My family on my mom's side was an AMC family - they owned several AMC Ramblers, and my Grandpa's last car was a brown AMC Concord.) In 1970, the domestic automakers were going to bring out their first compact cars. AMC decided it had to be in that market. Unfortunately, there was no money for designing a new car, or making the tooling to produce it in AMC's coffers. They had just cleaned themselves out making a new mid-size design, the Hornet, and buying up the (then independent) Jeep. The solution to this problem was cheap and cheerful: take the Hornet platform, shorten the wheelbase, and then  chop off the last 1/3rd of the car. The result was the AMC Gremlin.

The result was an immediate sales success for two reasons. One, the first gasoline crisis happened a few months after the Gremlin made its humble debut. Two, unlike the other domestic compacts, the Gremlin was very good at cruising on the highway. AMC had dropped a series of big V6s into the Gremlin's giant engine bay, while its domestic rivals made do with anemic (and in the Chevy Vega's case, disastrously unreliable) 4 cylinder engines. Actually, speaking of disasterous - the first crop of domestic compacts were so bad that they were the start of the perception that Detroit hated small cars. The Ford Pinto and Chevy Vega are only known as jokes nowadays, and Chrysler re-badged a British import so uninspiring I can't even remember its name off the top of my head. AMC by taking the cheapest, simplest route of all, ironically managed to top its larger rivals - if only because the donor car was actually quite good. By today's standards, the mileage the Gremlin got was terrible for a small car - about what you'd get from a modern 4WD Ford Ranger - but in the context of the era, it was downright miserly with fuel. (That is kind of like being the thinnest kid at fat camp, but still.) Another advantage was that most of the transmissions and engines used were old, but extremely durable designs. This made it cheap to own over the long run, just the sort of thing an economy buyer in the 70s would think about. In fact, the transmissions and engines of AMC were so stoutly engineered, they survived long after AMC itself vanished, being used in a lot of later Jeep products. So, it was alright in a straight line, and its durability was commendable.

The rest of the car, however, left something to be desired. For one, despite being rear-wheel drive, it was very nose heavy, so the Gremlin tended to spin its rear tires very easily. This was made worse when panic braking: with all the weight shifting to the front, the rear wheels would have no grip at all. This would make for some tricky handling just when you least wanted it. Also, the car had a back seat, but it was apparently vestigial - only small children could use it without complaining excessively.

AMC managed to paper over these flaws in the time honored tradition of the car business: with option packages and marketing tie-ins. This is where the specs on my model Gremlin come into play. The 5L V8 was an option for most of the Gremlin's production run, which made it the best deal in town for young people who only had a little money (to buy new, it was indeed a mad time,) but wanted some performance. The other famous option was the 'Levi's' upholstery - you could order your Gremlin with denim seat material, with real Levi's brass buttons. (Thanks to killjoy safety regs, you couldn't actually use real denim on the seats, so some nylon twill was used.) While the V-8 came with the X package (a bunch of cosmetic upgrades) you could, of course, order the X package without the V8, if you just wanted the look. Thanks to the internet, you can now find old car brochures, which I looked at a bit a reference material.
Base colors on the left, Vinyl roof treatments(!) on the right. Stripes lower right.
Options included mudflaps, locking gas caps and a variety of CB radios. Both these images from oldcarmanualproject.com.
By the late 70s sales slowed and the game was up, for several reasons. For one, the Gremlin was now competing against Japanese cars that were smaller outside, much bigger inside, and got twice the mileage. For another, AMC had actually done another compact car, the AMC Pacer, which cannibalized Gremlin sales. So, the AMC Gremlin died in 1979, replaced by the AMC Spirit.

Like most economy cars, Gremlins were driven till they were all used up. This attrition was made worse by motorsports, of all things. Drag and dirt track racers valued the Gremlin highly, as AMC's big 6L V8 could be dropped into the engine bay without modification. All this has made the Gremlin extremely rare today - the few remaining examples having been restored and now sit in air conditioned garages.

Which is why models exist. You can get the color you want, and you can even have the V8 version.

Monday, 6 January 2014

Important Videos for Pilots (Well, Kyle and Rebecca anyway)

So since I started my new job I've made two new friends there who are pilots in training. (Well, one is a pilot in training - the other is in fact a pilot instructor.) While I'm so not a pilot myself, here are videos I want them to see. Explanations are beneath the video, which are almost always how it was explained to me on a certain web forum where I hang out with people who actually understand flying.

1."Guys I'm Concerned"

 A fully loaded C-5 is flown into the ground by astonishing failure. A "thrust reverser not secure" warning light comes on shortly after takeoff, prompting a turn around. The pilot sets the affected engine to idle, only to confuse the throttle settings and idle a fine engine instead. Then, the crew sets the flaps to 90% a setting reserved for "literally about to touch down on the runway" on a big plane that really doesn't need any flaps with a full load and engines missing. Crew survived the crash, but at least one was critically injured.

 2. Hot and High Part 1: What to Do

 3. Hot and High Part 2: What Not to Do Four men fly a tiny plane into the mountains to go hiking in the morning. By noon or early afternoon, they are ready to return, only now it is really hot. Instead of waiting, they decide to chance it out anyway (I mean the pilot is using an Ipad! What could go wrong?) Everybody survived, though the pilot needed a fair bit of surgery after.  

4. How Not To Build a Kit Airplane Man treats building his own airplane like restoring an old Buick Grand National, fortunately he only kills himself and not his whole family.

Sunday, 29 December 2013

ACHTUNG ZEPPELIN XII: Sweet Dreams and Flying Machines Lying in Pieces on the Ground

Last time, on Achtung Zeppelin, leader of airships and all-around airship fanatic Peter Strasser met his untimely end on August 8th, 1918. While he was in many ways an excellent, even a visionary commander, and a key figure in the operation of German airships in the first World War, he had a few failings: namely his willingness to substitute wishful thinking when the facts were against him. Without him, and with roughly three months left in the Great War, this tale is nearly done. In this final Achtung Zeppelin, I'm going to tell you what happened during the remainder of the first World War, and what happened to the men and their improbable skyships after Germany's defeat.

    Speaking of defeat, the death of Peter Strasser and another airship loss two days later was the end of the Naval Airship Division as a fighting force.  On August 10th 1918, a flotilla of four light cruisers and thirteen destroyers left Harwich to see what trouble they could find on the German side of the North Sea. Around dawn L 53, on the routine patrol, spotted the little strike force and began to follow them. L 53 then climbed to a safe altitude of 19,000 ft. One of these destroyers, the Redoubt, was towing a lighter, on which was a single Sopwith Camel. Upon spotting L 53, Redoubt steamed into the wind at flank speed, and the Camel was able to take off with the small runway the lighter afforded. After a half hour, the Camel and her pilot Lt. C.D. Culley had climbed to 18,000 ft, only to discover L 53 was a thousand feet higher. With another half hour of effort, Cully had climbed to 300 ft of the Zeppelin. It's not clear if Cully had been spotted or not, but at any rate, he was not fired upon. Directly beneath the airship, Cully yanked the Camel's nose as high as it would go while firing his machine guns. An entire drum of explosive ammo went into the Zeppelin's belly, and soon the airship was a flaming grid-work plunging into the sea, shedding motors and fuel tanks as she went.

    The Hydrogen Zeppelin as a weapon, even if Strasser had lived to the armistice, was in decline. In 1919, airships were going to be replaced in their primary role: naval scouting. The Zeppelin company had designed a new all metal monoplane (the Dornier Ds.III) and these were to take over standard patrol duties from the Zeppelin airships. L 70's sister ships, the L 71 and L 72 had been delivered by this time, and these were to be fitted with six engines to increase their speed. There was also an ambitious plan to refit all the surviving height climber airships with extra engines and displacement to bring their performance close to the newest airships. Had the war continued into 1919, the Naval Airship division would have had about a dozen airships in total, a very small number of giant dirigibles to do things with. They were to be used as very long range scouts, occasional bombers, and would undertake other missions (like the one to Africa) as circumstances warranted. The German command wanted the Zeppelins still around, but with a minimal additional outlay of resources. As for the airship bases,  most of these were to be turned over to conventional German Naval Aviation, with only the main bases at Nordholz and Ahlhorn operated as full-time airship aerodromes. And the airship construction program was canceled, save two more of the L 70 type: the L 73 and L 74.
The Mad-looking Dornier Ds.III. It had been developed on the shores of Lake Constance, where the first Zeppelins took flight.
These plans were somewhat tentative, as the military situation for the Central powers went from dire to untenable. Bulgaria became the first Central power nation to sign an armistice with the Allies. In Germany, a million soldiers were sick with the flu. Italy destroyed the army of the the Austrian-Hungarian empire, and the empire spent October 1918 disintegrating. Finally signing an armistice with the west, the nation of Austria found two of her former provinces signing separate armistices along with them. Then, at the end of October, events on the ground reached up and grabbed the skyship men.

    Adm. Hipper, now in charge of the North Sea fleet, had decided that the best thing the German Navy could do in this desperate situation was to sally fourth and see how many British battleships could be sunk in a climactic battle that almost certainly would have been the end of the German Surface Fleet. The hope was that such a sacrifice would improve Germany's bargaining position. Fortunately, it never came off: the German Navy mutinied when they heard rumors of this plan. Fanned by socialist revolutionaries, the revolt started on a few surface ships on October 28th, and quickly spread to the sailors of Wilhelmshaven and then, Kiel. It was the last straw for Kaiser. Moderate democratic reformers joined forces with the revolutionary socialists to force the Kaiser from his throne, and he fled to the Netherlands. United under the slogan 'bread and peace' the sailors revolt quickly spread throughout Germany. The men of the naval airship Division remained loyal to the Kaiser – they were an elite within the navy after all – and soon the sailors seized the airship bases and arrested all the officers. (These officers were released unharmed a few days later and sent home.) All Zeppelins were deflated and hung up in their sheds.

    A few days later, on November 11th, 1918, the armistice was signed, and all was quiet on the western front.

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    The Sailors Soviets had wanted bread and peace, and the fledgling German Democracy hoped for peace with honor. The armistice and resulting peace treaty would deliver neither. 

    For one, Britain – quite illegally – kept up the naval blockade until the treaty of Versailles was signed in June 1919. The blockade had already starved to death a half million Germans, and it would starve another 100,000 before ending. So not much in the way of bread. Of peace, there was even less: soldiers marching home from the front found their skills needed on German soil. Dozens of socialist republics that sprang up like so many revolutionary mushrooms with the Kaiser abdicated, and soldiers quickly found themselves drafted in the new fight against the socialist revolutionaries.  As for peace with honor, the Great War had been an enormous trauma to the nations involved, and it soon became clear that Great Britain and France intended to vent their frustrations and fears on their now-helpless foe. America was dismayed; she had entered the war hoping for peace in Europe and for the implementation of President Woodrow Wilson's 14 points; but clearly her former allies couldn't care less what America thought, now that the battle was over. Clemenceau, the French President, went so far as to describe the future Versailles treaty as “a twenty-year armistice”, a prediction that would prove to be eerily accurate.

    The airship fleet was the subject of keen interest on the part of all the victors; after all, the United States, Great Britain, France, and Italy all had substantial navies, and Zeppelins had proven themselves as naval scouts. While only the Treaty of Versailles could divvy up the fleet as 'war reparations', that didn't stop the British from doing a through inspection tour a month after the armistice. A team lead by the awesomely named E.A.D. Masterman, a British airship pioneer, toured Nordholz and Ahlhorn, and closely examined the ships there. The British were already a leg up compared to their allies on the latest intelligence: the L 70 had fell in shallow water, and shortly after she was shot down, a dredging expedition was organized. The aluminum struts, the engines, and the control cars were recovered. Also recovered was a notebook of von Lossnitzer, her captain, which allowed British naval intelligence to deduce L 70's capabilities and dimensions.

Great Britain and France had plans for the German airship industry as well: it was to be destroyed.  Great Britain wanted to see the airship industry to become a British monopoly: both for commercial reasons, and to build long-distance airliners to connect her far-flung empire. France wanted the industry destroyed simply out of spite.

    The winter of 1918 turned into the spring of 1919. The misnamed Spanish Flu, actually starting in America and then spreading overseas, had become a global pandemic. Most dangerous to the healthy and the fit, the flu would kill more people in two years than all of World War 1 did; experts today estimate that anywhere from 3-7% of the world's population died from this virus. Meanwhile the core of German Officers and NCOs in the Naval Airship division looked on as the Naval Airbases were quickly looted of anything valuable – gasoline, spare engines, and tools. Otherwise, guarding the Zeppelins in the now-looted hangers was about all they had to do: Germany's submarines had been surrendered as a condition of the armistice, and her surface fleet was idle and later anchored in the Scapa flow. The impounded fleet was manned by skeleton crews of German sailors, and guarded by the British Grand Fleet. This was by all accounts a misery for the Germans involved: prisoners on their ships, German sailors took to catching fish and gulls to supplement the terrible food they had, and all orders given had to be countersigned by the sailor's revolutionary committees. The surface fleet of Germany had unexpectedly become a thorny political problem to the British, as well.  Defeated but essentially undamaged, the Kaiser's war fleet was a powerful naval force, one that still legally belonged to the Germans. That could be fixed by the peace treaty the Allied nations were going to force on the Germans; the far greater problem to Britain was what her former allies wanted to do with this fleet.

          The United States, Italy, and France wanted to divide this modern surface fleet among themselves. Britain in contrast wanted the entire fleet destroyed, as they feared anything that would lessen the Royal Navy's advantage in numbers. By the time the Treaty of Versailles was to be signed in June 1919, the matter of the surface fleet had not been settled, and the British resolved to seize the ships themselves, and figure out a better solution later. As it turned out, the German Navy was for one last time to have victory. Acting on rumors that the British intended to do what they were planning, the fleet acted first. Defiantly raising the German Naval ensign one last time, on June 21st the crews scuttled their ships, and the Kaiser's mighty war fleet was sent to the bottom in the home port of their most hated enemy.

    The loyal, discontented men of the Naval Airship division had been planning the same thing, though their motivations were slightly different. They had forgotten about their old enemies entirely; instead, they hoped to keep their magnificent skyships out of the hands of the socialists in Berlin. When the news reached Germany of the surface fleet's final action, it was taken as a sign to act by the conspirators. On the June the 23rd, the conspirators stole into the hangers where the empty airships were hung. There, they pulled away the supports the airships were resting on, and then loosened the cables hanging the Zeppelins. The ships slammed into the concrete, all 40 tons of their dead weight snapping  keels and wrecking intricate aluminum frameworks. At Nordholz, L 14, L 41, L 42, L 63 and L 65 were wrecked; at Wittmundhaven L 52 and L 56 were smashed. At Ahlhorn the plot was betrayed, and the Zeppelins L 64 and L 71 survived.


This act of sabotage enraged the Allied control commission, who demanded the surrender of all remaining airships immediately. The modern survivors were L 61, L 64, and L 71. As most of the Zeppelins the Allied nations had wanted were now smashed, the commission felt justified in seizing any other airships it could find as well, and demanded the L 72, just completed by the Zeppelin company. Speaking of the Zeppelin company, Count Zeppelin had died in 1917, and its new head was Dr. Hugo Eckener, a crony of Zeppelin since the early days on Lake Constance. An advocate of the rigid airship, the doctor had resurrected DELAG, the first airline, and had completed two airships as civilian airliners, the Bodensee and the Nordstern. France and Great Britain took this opportunity to press their personal agendas: they claimed the two civilian airships as 'war reparations' and ordered the Zeppelin works at Friedrichshafen destroyed.

    Things had reached an all-time low for the Zeppelinauts. But believe it or not, this story has a happy end, and it was thanks to that act of defiant sabotage by the Naval Airship men.

In 1920, men who had served on the airships were given this special medal. Of the 50 or so flight crews trained during World War 1, 40% died in combat.
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 America by this time was thoroughly disgusted with Europe, and actually refused to sign the treaty of Versailles, making a separate peace with Germany instead. A mood that little had been gained by America's intervention in the European war quickly developed into a stance of isolationism, which would not be broken until Pearl Harbor and Nazi's Germany's deceleration of war twenty-two years later. In truth, America could be described as the only real winner of World War 1 – Allied nations now owed the United States a vast sum of money – but in the mean time she was mostly cut out of the reparations gravy train. When it came time to divide up the remaining airships, the United States didn't get any.  France got first pick and took L 72, L 113 and the Nordsterm. Britain got L 71 and L 64. Italy got L 61, LZ 120, and Bodensee. Belgium was given the L 30 (which had survived her combat career to end the war as a training Zeppelin), but had to have her disassembled, as there was no place to keep her. Japan was given L 37, who choose to receive her by mail. SL 22 was the last Schutte-Lanz airship, and bits of her were sent to all the allied powers. The allies even claimed the sheds the Germans had built, rebuilding them in their own countries. Most of these airships were never to fly again after they were delivered: with literally no crews trained to fly them, they were usually scrapped.

    It will not surprise you to learn that the nation with the best Helium supply - the United States -  had the most postwar success with rigid airships, despite missing out on the skyship giveaway. The attempt to transfer airship technology to allied countries aside from the U.S. was in a large part, a failure. To understand why, I'd like to briefly cover the other two nations that experimented with captured Zeppelin technology: France and Great Britain. This failure was also partially thanks to the Germans themselves, who gave up what the Allies commanded them to, but refused to give the taking nations any further help. And  even knowing the dangerous nature of hydrogen, France and Great Britain gave no thought to the vast body of experience Germany had constructing and operating hydrogen airships, and made little attempt to learn what the Germans knew. Painful lessons lay ahead. One other thing notable about all the post war Zeppelin experimenters: all of them focused on long distance flying, and in fact all set records flying long distances with airships.

    France took L 72 to the south of, ah, France, where she was renamed Dixmude (a town in Belgium.) When her lifting cells were re-inflated in 1921, they were found to be full of holes. Instead of buying new cells from the Zeppelin company, it was decided that French made lifting cells would be better. It was not until 1923 that the technology was (sort of) mastered. Dixmude then made several long distance flights, at one point setting a new record for staying aloft over French North Africa. On this 118 hour flight, she covered over 7000 km. Unfortunately, it was only six months before a sharp lesson had to be learned. On December 21st, 1923, off the coast of Sicily, Dixmude fell to that old foe of the hydrogen airship: the thunderstorm. Burning with the loss of all hands, she crashed into the sea, when presumably a sudden low pressure system opened her safety valves.

    Strangely, despite her wealth of intelligence on Zeppelins and her vaunting ambitions for a post-war airship fleet, Great Britain was only a little more successful than France. By the time of the armistice in 1918, the Royal Navy had constructed several rigid airships, most of which had been disappointing. In 1917 for example, the R 23 class took to the sky, it being a second-rate copy of the P class Zeppelin which the Germans had been flying in 1915.  In the middle of 1918, another airship, the R. 31, had been constructed. She had a good top speed and a useful lift capacity like the P class – and had been built of untreated wood, which made the frame dangerously fatigued during her initial flight testing. The wood then warped when stored in a leaky hanger, rendering R. 31 useless. The one real advance made by the British during this time was the docking tower, which allowed a docked airship to rotate with the wind, allowing a dirigible to withstand storms on the ground. This advance was soon adopted by all nations, and is still in use today.

        After the armistice, the British airship program retained its vaunting ambition, but faced a new foe European readers today will be familiar with: austerity. Britain ended the war owing a vast debt to America, and Great Britain, birthplace of economic orthodoxy, imposed a draconian series of measures to balance the budget. Brutally deflating the currency and returning to the gold standard, the predictable result was economic damage orders of magnitude greater than anything the Zeppelin raiders ever accomplished. Worse, this austerity shrank the tax base, so there was very little money for new skyship experiments, and even those projects started often had to meet unrealistic timetables. Impatience: just what you want when dealing with giant amounts of hydrogen.

The R 34. If you forget her markings, you could mistake her for a later R-type Zeppelin.
The British did have one notable success with rigid airships: in 1919, just a few weeks after Alcock and Brown became the first people to cross Atlantic in a Vickers Vimy bomber, R 34 became the first aircraft to cross the Atlantic and return. To a large extent a reverse engineered L 33, R 34 was the second of two airships the British built with the displacement and the rough capabilities of the initial R class. Only taking to the sky in 1919, both airships were seen by this time as testbeds for further rigid airship development. R 34 became operational in early March 1919, and by the summer, had accomplished several impressive endurance flights. On her crossing of the Atlantic, hammocks were hung in the gangway for the crew, and hot food was provided by welding a hot plate to one of the exhaust pipes. The flight took 108 hours thanks to stiff headwinds. In fact, the R 34 had been aiming to fly to New York, but these headwinds meant the ship was flying on vapors by the time the east coast was achieved, and the airship landed on Long Island instead. This flight broke the previous endurance record held by LZ 120 (the Baltic flier who patrolled the Baltic Sea for nearly four days). 

        While the R 33-34 were still under construction, the Royal navy in 1918 once again tried to commission a small fleet of six airships for patrol of the North Sea. The performance was to be close of the later-era height climbers, with a displacement of 2.7 million cubic feet. When the war ended, the construction of all these airships was canceled, save one which had already been started, named R 38. Now with access to the latest Zeppelins, details recovered from the  height climber Zeppelins closely influenced the design. The British engineers improved on the design as well; it was found that L 71 and L 64 had poor maneuverability in flight tests, which the British engineers improved in the R 38. What the engineers didn't know was that this low maneuverability was a safety feature on the part of the Zeppelin builders: later height climbers were so lightly built that low altitude maneuvers at full speed could warp the fuselage. Trouble was brewing.

        Even R 38 was not going to be completed, except that the United States, denied actual World War 1 airships, wanted to buy it. After initial flight-testing was done, about a ton of extra weight was added to the bows so R 38 could use docking masts, and another ton was relocated to the tail, to counterbalance these improvements. This made the likely inevitable. Nearing the time when she would be transferred to the United States, American sailors had come over for training on the R 38, and the registration number on her hull had been replaced with a ZR 2. On the 23rd of August 1921, while on maneuvers over Hull, the overstressed frame snapped, and drooping by the bow and stern, R 38 caught fire and exploded. Once again, windows broke in Hull because of a rigid airship. The disaster killed more people than the Hindenberg calamity did; that day the crew had been supplemented by 17 U.S. Navy sailors. 49 men set out that day and only 5 survived.

    This catastrophe ended British military interest in rigid airships. Any remaining rigid airships were rolled into the civilian airship program, which despite all difficulties was still pushing forward. The British would eventually launch a new program of gigantic civilian airliners – the R 100 and the R 101 - but these massive airships would not take to the sky until 1930.

R 33 testing parasite aircraft in 1928. The Germans had done similar experiments during the first- what, who's laughing back there? What's so funny? YES, YES, CLASS, SETTLE DOWN
 Meanwhile, this latest turn of events left the Americans fit to be tied. Not only had they been denied German airships from the source, but now their replacement was lost! The United States Navy decided to do 2 things: one, using the plans made from the captured L 46, it started construction on its first rigid airship. This was to become the USS Shenandoah, (ZR 1.) Taking to the sky in September 1923, the Shenandoah (who’s name is a native American name meaning ``Daughter of the Stars`) displaced some 2 million cubic feet, was 680 feet long and 70 feet wide, an American interpretation of a L 70 type Zeppelin.  Powered by Packard engines, she had a top speed of 58 knots, and a useful lift of 48 tons. In keeping with her ship-like flight profile, she had a regular crew of 40. The most important innovation was that the USS Shenandoah took the sky with helium instead of hydrogen. Originally she was to be a hydrogen airship, but the ZR 2 disaster convinced the U.S. Navy to use Helium instead. Since Helium was both rare and expensive, this prompted some basic changes to how American Zeppelins flew. If you remember from way back, Zeppelins vented hydrogen as part of normal operation; the Americans began experimenting how to fly without venting. At any rate, for a first time aeronautical experiment, the USS Shenandoah was remarkably successful, flying in all weathers for two years.*

    In the meantime, somebody in the U.S. Navy finally proposed the obvious: if we want an example of a German airship, why not just have the Germans themselves build a Zeppelin for the U.S.A? This move was to save the German airship industry. Already it had been given a stay of execution from France's spite-based economic scheme by Britain. (The British were in a recession of their own making, and they suddenly realized Germany had been a major trading partner of theirs, and destroying Germany's economy would hurt Britain's as well.) The Americans wanting a new airship built at Friedrichshafen, and this gave the capital injection the Zeppelin company needed to consider other projects. It also preserved the skills of it's unique workforce, the most experienced airship builders in the world. The project laid down by the Zeppelin company was given the traditional hull name, in this case, LZ 126. As completed, she was shorter than the Shenandoh, (650 vs 680 ft) but displaced  more (2.5 million cubic feet vs 2 million). Her engines were 5 Maybach V12s that made 400 hp each, giving her 2000 hp total, which gave her a cruising speed of 57 mph, and a top speed of 80 mph! Her control Gondola was now attached to the hull directly, instead of standing off with struts, a design feature of all future rigid airships.

    To deliver LZ 126 to America, she had to be flown there, and  Dr. Eckener made sure the delivery made international headlines. On October 12th, 1924, with Dr. Eckener himself at the helm, LZ 126 flew directly from Friedichhaven Germany, to the naval air station at Lakehurst, New Jersey.  There, LZ 126 was rechristened the USS Los Angeles, (ZL 3), and Dr. Eckener and his crew were met with jubilation from the American populace. Given a ticker-tape parade through New York city,  the good doctor and his crew also got to go to the White House and meet President Coolidge. The Los Angeles, meanwhile, was to become the most successful of America's rigid airships, the only one to be retired and scrapped rather than destroyed in an accident. The U.S. Navy was to experiment further with rigid airships (building the almost-the-largest-aircraft-ever-to-fly USS Macon and Akron in the 1930s) but got the best results with helium blimps, using them to great effectiveness in world war 2 as anti-submarine aircraft.

    As for the Germans, the record-breaking flight (in fact, the last successful flight across the Atlantic until Charles Limbergh's famous flight in 1927) returned the Zeppelin to where it had started: as a enormously long-range flier the German people were very proud of. The Zeppelin company with DELAG would go on to build the world's first intercontinental airline, with their first Zeppelin airliner, the appropriately named Graf Zeppelin. Recruiting crew from the former Naval Airship Division, Graf Zeppelin would repeat Los Angles's first flight, fly over the North Pole and eventually, provide the first regular passenger flights across the Atlantic Ocean.

Some men repair storm damage to Graf Zeppelin while flying over the Atlantic Ocean.
 The End

*The USS Shenandoah did, ah, break apart and crash over Ohio, the victim of either her height climber heritage, or *sigh*, an accident with her venting valves. Originally built as a hydrogen airship as mentioned, all her lifting cells had the “safety” valves, even though she floated with helium. Helium, even to the U.S. Navy, was so expensive that the Shenandoah  was deflated and hung up temporarily so her helium could be used to fill the newly arrived Los Angeles. After a refit, many of these valved were removed as a economy measure. This also meant that if ZL-1 was to rise faster than 400 ft a minute, her lifting cells might rupture or expand into the airship's framework, tearing it apart. So when Shenandoah met a storm over Ohio, she broke apart, killing 14 of her crew.

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The ZR-2/R-38. Like the R 34, almost a doppelganger for a German Zeppelin.

The USS Shenandoah.


Peter Strasser and the sky-captains, 1917. If you know World War 2 Naval History, you may have noticed how many of the German commanders had ships named after them in the second World War. (Tirpitz, Scheer, Hipper, etc.) Stasser nearly had a similar honor bestowed. The first German aircraft carrier in World War two was confusingly Graf Zeppelin. The second was supposed to have been named Peter Strasser.
Another shot of the Shenandoah, showing her thin, tapered fuselage.

The USS Los Angeles.
USS Shenandoah under construction.



Graf Zeppelin over Rio.

USS Los Angeles over New York.
A Navy Blimp patrolling over a convoy during World War 2.